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+#!/usr/bin/perl
+# Copyright (C) 2010, Bradley M. Kuhn
+#
+# This program gives you software freedom; you can copy, modify, convey,
+# and/or redistribute it under the terms of the GNU General Public License
+# as published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 3 of the
+# License, or (at your option) any later version.
+#
+# This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but
+# WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+# MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the GNU
+# General Public License for more details.
+#
+# You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along
+# with this program in a file called 'GPLv3'.  If not, write to the:
+#    Free Software Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor
+#                                    Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA.
+
+use strict;
+use warnings;
+
+use File::Temp qw/ tempfile /;
+use URI::Fetch;
+
+my %URLS = 
+(
+ 'http://wwwapps.ups.com/WebTracking/track?HTMLVersion=5.0&loc=en_US&Requester=UPSHome&WBPM_lid=&trackNums=1z53e4830399419110&track.x=Track'
+ => { date => '11/20/2010', time => '1:06 P.M.' },
+'http://wwwapps.ups.com/WebTracking/track?HTMLVersion=5.0&loc=en_US&Requester=UPSHome&WBPM_lid=&trackNums=1ZW5W5220312162831&track.x=Track'
+ => { date => '11/22/2010', time => '4:24 A.M.' },
+'http://wwwapps.ups.com/etracking/tracking.cgi?tracknums_displayed=5&TypeOfInquiryNumber=T&HTMLVersion=4.0&InquiryNumber1=1Z8E5A360395615526&InquiryNumber2=&InquiryNumber3=&InquiryNumber4=&InquiryNumber5=&track.x=50&track.y=3'
+ => { date => '11/19/2010', time => '11:39 P.M.' });
+
+my $SLEEP_VAL_SECONDS = 15;
+
+if (@ARGV != 0) {
+  print STDERR "Usage: $0\n";
+  exit 1;
+}
+
+
+sub DieLoud {
+  my($err) = @_;
+
+
+  my ($fh, $filename) = tempfile();
+  print $fh $err;
+
+  print STDERR "$err\n";
+
+  system("/home/bkuhn/bin/myosd $filename &");
+  die "Unable to run myosd: $err" unless $? == 0;
+  system("/bin/cat $filename | /usr/bin/espeak -p 45 -s 130  --stdin");
+  die "Unable to run espeak for: $err" unless $? == 0;
+
+  die $err;
+}
+
+sub WarnLoud {
+  my($err) = @_;
+
+
+  my ($fh, $filename) = tempfile();
+  print $fh $err;
+
+  print STDERR "$err\n";
+
+  system("/home/bkuhn/bin/myosd $filename &");
+  die "Unable to run myosd: $err" unless $? == 0;
+  system("/bin/cat $filename | /usr/bin/espeak -p 45 -s 130  --stdin");
+  die "Unable to run espeak for: $err" unless $? == 0;
+
+  warn $err;
+}
+
+while (1) {
+#  my($fh, $filename) = tempfile();
+
+  foreach my $url (keys %URLS) {
+    my($date, $time) = ($URLS{$url}{date}, $URLS{$url}{time});
+
+    open(WEB_DATA, "/usr/bin/links -dump '$url'|")
+      or DieLoud("unable to download URL");
+
+    my $foundEvents = 0;
+    while (my $line = <WEB_DATA>) {
+      if ($line =~ /^\s*Location\s*Date/) {
+        $foundEvents = 1;
+      } elsif ($foundEvents) {
+        if ($line =~ /^.*\s+(\d+\s*\/\s*\d*\s*\/\s*\d*)\s+(\S+\s+\S+)\s*(.*)/) {
+          my($newDate, $newTime, $data) = ($1, $2, $3);
+          if ($newDate ne $date or $newTime ne $time) {
+            WarnLoud("UPS Action at $newTime on $newDate: $data");
+            last;
+          } else {
+            $foundEvents = 0;
+            last;
+          }
+        }
+      }
+    }
+  }
+  sleep $SLEEP_VAL_SECONDS;
+  print "Checking...\n";
+}
+